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I couldn’t resist.
need new guardian?
kidnap him and toss him in a sack
Swiggity swag Guardian in the bag
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom
slow, meaningful sex (◡‿◡✿)
quiet whispers of ‘i love you’ during (◠‿◠✿)
orgasms that leave people shaking and twitching after as they curl into their lover (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
percy was surprised to see a fairy, frowning lightly when he could understand her. maybe it was just another weird demigod thing…understanding fairies. he rubbed his head, nodding. “Been better. but i’ll be fine.”
"A-are you sure?" She frowned down at him. He didn’t seem alright.
“Don’t worry about it, i’ve been hurt way worse before. at most i’ll get a couple of bruises.” he shrugged it off, standing slowly before brushing his clothes off.
”I think i’m gonna sleep with annabeth for a while…”
"That definitely sounds like fun."
”I meant ‘sleep with’ as in sleep sleep. not- whatever…you were thinking…”